If you like to swing, want to have continued success at swinging, you should read this.
These are 7 deadly sins that will turn swingers off and avoid you like the plague.
The art of seduction is a delicate beast and even when you do all the right things, one small oversight will screw things up.
If you ever been on a swinger encounter where things were heating up and when things started to get juicy it died right in the ass. You have probably committed one or more of these 7 deadly sins that your swinging friends might not be able to excuse.
That’s why we put a list of things, to help improve your and everyone’s chance of a good time.
1. Bad breath
There is no excuse for bad breath. Oral hygiene is a must because when you start to get close for that first tell-tell kiss and you get that whiff of bad breath, it shuts down all chances of things going any further. Think about it, would you like a trail of reeking smell all over your body? Noooo, right? Fortunately, this one is very easy to remedy, stick of gum or some mouthwash will do the trick.
2. Poor hygiene
No one wants someone who smells hanging around them, let alone trying to roll with them….
Before the big night have a shower and get some clean clothes on. Meeting a compatible swinger couple is all about grooming and scrubbing up well. If you do not put an effort in to break that first barrier, no way are you going to go any further than that.
Which are offensive odours that are repellents?
1. Sweat
2. Greasy scalp
3. Stains of sweat
4. Wet dog
A shower, some perfume, deodorant can do wonders for your swinger sex life!
3. Dirty Sheets
So things are going great, you are all jelling well and then you make your way to the bedroom where the real action is going to take place. Dirty sheets are a real deal breaker. So wash your bed sheets, if you are expecting company. Nobody wants to roll around on sheets that have suspicious stains and reek of sweat.
4. Grooming
If you are planning to be part of a sexy world of swingers, it is important you do some landscaping. Yes, we mean, the very least trim some away. There are many grooming choices, waxing, trimming, or shaving pick one that suits you.
5. Lingerie
When you go to a swinger’s party most times you’ll end up in your underwear at some point in the party. It is then a good idea that you wear clean and sexy under clothes, including men. The right lingerie will tease and arouse the interest of the couple you want to finish the night with. Buy lingerie that compliments you, there is so much out there and at various affordability, it’s no excuse not to own sex lingerie.
6. Conduct
There is an acceptable manner in which swingers socialise. Groping, flirting and touching are all acceptable as long as a relationship has been established. All involved have gotten to know each other a bit, spoken and possibly even gone over some basic boundaries.
However, should a couple say no, respect that and move on.
7. Attitude
Assuming that swingers are sexually starved, even depraved, with no standards, is an ignorant thought to entertain.
Don’t act like the fool who thinks he’s the answer to all the fantasies swinger couples’ entertained that night.
Let us reiterate; seduction is a complex and delicate beast, you have to look, smell , say and act the right way to appeal to a couple. The irony is that you are the person swingers are looking for, but you just need to know how to navigate your way through the walk of seduction.
8. Habits that are deal breakers
SO if you are a single guy or the male of the couples please avoid these little off-putting habits, that will dispel all thought of any interaction……..
1. Scratching your balls.
We get it, they need adjusting from time to time, but there’s a discreet way of doing things. If you blatantly stick your hand in your pants and dig around for too long, it might come across as though you have an itchy STD and/or no manners, and consequently will make the lady of the couple clench her legs together and not want to be anywhere near you.
2. Or scratching your butt…
By now, everybody in the room be thinking “which hole did they pull this charmer from?” This is probably even worse than scratching your balls.
If you have an itch that absolutely must be scratched, take care of business in the bathroom. No woman wants to see the man she’s about to have sex with stick his hand in his ass crack like a savage.
3. to really put the nail in the coffin; —- finish it with smelling your fingers.
You seriously didn’t…. Just go home.
4. picking your nose
We’re talking about a good exploration with no cares who is watching, and then eating it. Yeah, gross, this can’t be unseen!
We get it noses need to be cleaned or breathing gets harder and nobody wants to spot boogers up your nostrils. Take it somewhere else, go to the bathroom and do some deep cleaning but not in public.
These seem like a no brainier but sometimes going over them and reading them might help put things in perspective. Treat your swinging like you are going to an interview, or going on your first date when you will try to be your best, this should be exercised into your swinging outings.
Now that you know, seduction is an art that takes conscious effort, understand it and master it and you will never miss out on fun.
