Quotes on Sex
There are possibly many quotes on sex, and we’d love to share some of our favourites with you. Here are a few that we found interesting:
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there’s nobody to talk to during an orgasm. ~ Unknown
The lover of life makes the whole world into his family, just as the lover of the fair sex creates his from all the lovely women he has found, from those that could be found, and those who are impossible to find. ~ Charles Baudelaire
There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted. ~ Miss Manners’ Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour
I’d like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he’s working on now.
~ Unknown
Sex is emotion in motion. ~ Mae West
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t! ~ George Bernard Shaw
An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex.
~ Aldous Huxley
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. ~ Henry Louis Mencken
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. ~ Audrey Hepburn
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
~ Joan Rivers
“I respect you,” he murmured. “And your views. I think of you as an equal. I respect your brains, and all those big words you like to use. But I also want to rip your clothes off and have sex with you until you scream and cry and see God.” ~ Lisa Kleypas
The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.
~ William B. Yeats
You
Me
Bed
Now
~ Unknown
