15 Signs You Might Be A Swinger

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15 Signs You Might Be A Swinger

We all like to think we exercise maximum discretion as swingers, and we do. What is utterly hilarious is that swingers can spot another swinger without even meeting or saying ‘hello’.  There are certain things we all do that only people in the lifestyle would recognise as telltale signs you are a swinger. These could be certain behaviours, habits or patterns that all swingers use and share but only swingers can recognise and unveil you.
The list below is sure to put a smile in your face as you will recognise some as your own.

Here are some hilarious telltale signs that you might be a swinger:

  1. You can’t remember the last time you had pubic hair
  2. You worry about explaining to the neighbors why 10 couples show up on a Saturday night carrying over night bags and don’t leave until Sunday afternoon…
  3. Your sex toy collection costs more than your china set.
  4. Your wife has a shirt that says: “I Like Girls Too.”
  5. You have a strippers pole in the middle of your den.
  6. The last thing you typically do at a party is search for your wife’s thong.
  7. The word “slut” has become a term of endearment.
  8. A hot tub is considered a necessity not a luxury.
  9. You frequently use the term “Friends of friends” when explaining how you know certain people.
  10. You have an entire closet devoted just to themed outfits.
  11. You come back from vacation and you have a tan, but no tan lines.
  12. Your husband has lipstick on his collar and he smells like another woman’s perfume and it brings a smile to your face.
  13. The only time you go out with your vanilla friends is when you’re on your period.
  14. Your husband has lipstick on his collar and he smells like another woman’s perfume and it brings a smile to your face.
  15. The first thing you do checking into a hotel is to ask for a lot of extra towels.

Are there anymore little, subtle hints that divulge a swinger, please feel free to add your own in the comments section.

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Maya Fuller

I am passionate about improving relationships and the dating world, specifically the sexuality component. Maya enjoys writing about relationship, exercising, and going to the beach whenever she can.

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