How To Travel With Sex Toys
You’re all excited because you are going to go on a much-awaited sexapade. You toss everything you need in your carry on for the weekend but wonder how the hell are you going to pack your favourite sex toys.
You definitely don’t want to get caught walking through customs when a clear audible zzzzz can be heard through your bag. Of course the non-vibrating toys such as a dildo or plug are the easiest travel-friendly sex toys. Why stop at that though?
There are ways to make traveling with vibrating sex toys just as easy. For instance, remove the batteries before you pack your vibrator and pack or buy the batteries at your destination.
If your favourite toy has a rechargeable battery turn it full blast until the charge runs out. This is not ideal since it’ll take a few hours for it to recharge once you get to your destination and nobody got time for that! But then, it’s better than it going off mid-air and cause an emergency landing…. Awkward.
Best then, to pack your sex toys in your checked luggage to avoid a total stranger exposing your dirty weekend plans right in front of everyone.
If you like to indulge in a bit of kink and BDSM and love feeling the pleasurable sting of a flogger or a paddle better check before you pack your bag what is considered suspicious. Some of your gear might be considered a threat and therefore might be a good idea to mail it to your destination.
Lubes and massage oils are items you might consider buying at your destination, as there is a restriction of the amount you’re allowed to carry.
Best move is to bag everything. You just don’t want some stranger to manhandle your favourite sex toys, unless you’re into public humiliation.
Your dildo, vibrator, butt plug, paddle, handcuffs and lube are safe when stowed in a large ziplock. It makes it easier for airport security to tell what is in the bag.
The video guide below might help you if you are thinking of traveling with your sex toys:
If you do get busted, rest assured that you’re probably not the only one who’s been busted with risqué sex toys. Just like a doctor has seen it all—so has the TSA.
If you want to stay below the radar, do some research on what you can and cannot pack; best yet is to buy cheap disposables bondage tape or a cheap battery-powered vibe at the destination you’re heading.
That way, if your luggage gets lost or stolen you will still have the entire favourite sex toy.
